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THESE ARE OUT SELECTION OF TXTS THAT U CAN SEND TO ANY1 AROUND THE WORLD (to send a message highlight any of the txt u want to send copy then click the sms logo at the bottom of the screen then paste the text in the space provided)
LOVE MESSAGES
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u,1sttime i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u,1sttime i kiss u i was scared to luv u,but nowdat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
A special smile,a special face,a special someone i cant replace,i luv u i always will,uve filled a space no one can fill!
If luvs a disease den im very ill,but i dont want medicine,i wont take no pill,i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies,although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Ur only mine wen i dream,wen i wake i wanna scream,ur not mine im all alone,i can only text u on my fone,do dreams lie or r dey true,i hope so cos babes i want u!
Girl ur clever,girl ur smart,girl ur like a work of art,girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is mine!
It takes 2 to tango,2 to kiss,2 to talk & remenisce,so many good things cum in 2,& one of those things is me & u!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,a blessing dats rare & true,dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
R we friends or r we not,U told me once but i 4got,of all d m8s ive eva met,ur d 1 i wont 4get,& if i die b4 u do,i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
I miss u wen ur far away,I think about u every nite & day,Even if we cant b 2gether,I will miss u now & forever!
True luv is hard 2 find,Special 1,1 of a kind,But the luvinside of me is true,It appeared the day i met you!
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true,i woodnt b here id b wiv u,Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart,But ull always remain in my heart!
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden,i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean,i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!
Ull always be mine,4 now & 4ever,Ull always be mine,4 u r my treasure,Ull always be mine,Please tell me its true,Please be mine 4ever,ill always luv u!
Weve gone our own way,our lives grew apart,& weve made a life wiv another,but despite of how far apart we grew,2 me there still is no other!
So btween da miles & btween da years,its inevitable but its true,dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight,those words run thru my head day & nite,i dreamt u held me & made me see,dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
1000 words 1 cood say,1000 wishes 1 cood pray,1000 miles legs cood walk,1000 sounds a mouth cood talk,1000 times ill b true,1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine,ill help u out netime,2 see u hurt,2 see u cry,makes me weep & wanna die,ill b right here,til da d,cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
God in heaven,God above,please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:),sealed with a kiss, i love my friend whos reading this xx
Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk by? why do stars fall from da sky? cause like me they want 2 b near u!
If water was a kiss id send u the sea,if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!
Kissing you baby is my dream,Im the strawberry & ur the cream,Handle me gently keep me real keen,U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park,but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
I believe that God above,created u for me to luv,he picked you out from all the rest,cos he knew id luv you the best!
Dreams r2b 4goten,reality to b lived,desires 2b fulfilled,& destiny 2b reached,where it began,where will it end,friends from da start,friends til da end!
Friends r angels that come from above,sent by god 4 me 2 luv,so wen u r lonely,sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
There are 3 steps to happy happiness, 1 you, 2 me, 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
MISC MESSAGES
NEW** - love the way it rubs against the soft,pink flesh &creates a creamy,foamy liquid as it thrusts in out up down,cant wait 4 the next time...GOD I LOVE MY TOOTHBRUSH
Ur cute,gorgeous,fine & dandy,really sexy,u make me randy,ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed, …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex,5 million people r drinking coffee,100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate,2 have & 2 hold,4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes,in text messaging & in poor signal,till low battery do us part?
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
*NEWFLASH* Snow white has been chucked out of Disney Land.She was reported to have pulled up her skirt,sat on Pinocchio's face & shouted "LIE BASTARD LIE!"
*NEWSFLASH* A lepor was reported to have visited a prostitute.On his way out he said "KEEP THE TIP!" This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,a cat,idiot cat,buzy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
Last nite i wantd u,needed u so badly dat it hurt,wantd 2 taste u,i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u,u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,a kiss aint a kiss,unless its wiv tongues,so open ur mouth,& close ur eyes,& give ur tongue some exercise.
Last nite i coodnt sleep,i wantd u warm against my skin,i wantd u on me,i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
Uve got sex appeal,uve got style,uve got intelligence,uve got class,uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
WOT KISSES MEAN! kiss on hand=I ADORE U kiss on cheek=LETS B FRIENDS kiss on neck=I WANT U kiss on lips=I LUV U kiss anywhere else=...LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY!
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
Im bout 6inches long,Wen used im inserted in2 a warm moist hole & thrust in & out repeatedly until i leave behind a sticky white substance!WOT AM I?A toothbrush!
A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight, and is always close 2 ur heart!
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1,a better model cums on the market!
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT,PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN,WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE!
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
Smilin is infexous,u catch it lik d flu,wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2,now im infectd,iv sent it thru dis txt,so now ur smilin,who wil it go2 next?
Kisses blown r kisses wasted,kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted,kisses spread germs and germs r hated,but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated!
